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I've had 3 people today tell me I look older than I actually am now (i.e. 35). One half-apologised and said, "Oh, it's just the beard, I guess...." to which I said, "Oh, I thought it was just because I'm such a curmudgeonly bastard."

Office "policy" is for the birfday person to bring in treats. I brought in a tray of baklava and halvah. Holy sweet, batman. As I said in my email, "You'll have to provide your own insulin". All I can hear now are heads smacking into keyboards all around the cube farm from the sugar crash.

Sprout had her first dental appointment yesterday, and Mommy brought Sequel along. I gather things went fairly well, no gaping cavities, stuff coming in fairly straight etc. She jumped down and left the room with the hygenist, to pick a treat from the treasure chest.

Apparently, while Ms.'v and the dentist were negotiating brushing and flossing regimes, Sequel monkeyed her way up into the chair. Mommy and dentist turned to see the apprehensive face of my little girl, looking like she didn't know why she was in the chair and didn't necessarily feel all that good about the situation, but her sister got to be in the chair and hence, BY GOSH she was going to be in the chair, too. Dentist says, "Shall I look at your teeth?"

Tiny, uncertain nod.

"Open your mouth, okay?"

Timid, small opening of the mouth; eyes looking around nervously but a determined crinkle in the forehead. Dentist says something like, "All good! No elephants in there!" and so Sequel jumps down, runs out to the lobby singing treat treat treat treat and shoulders her highly indignant (and indecisive) sister out of the way at the treasure chest.

Man, I love my kids.

Date: 2006-12-01 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarbabyj.livejournal.com
That story is so cute I almost popped the kid out right here.

Date: 2006-12-01 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!

Date: 2006-12-01 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarbabyj.livejournal.com
great icon! I mean, it's no guy smiley, but still!

Date: 2006-12-01 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com
Thank you. I decide to add a few more to the lineup, and in honor of his birthday he got the first use of the vagina.

Date: 2006-12-01 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slitterst.livejournal.com
he got the first use of the vagina.

Ummm. Right.

Date: 2006-12-01 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com
What are you implying about my well-used, oft-trotted-out vagina?

Date: 2006-12-01 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slitterst.livejournal.com
How can it be well-used if he got first use of it?

He must be a very hard worker.

Date: 2006-12-01 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
I have absolutely NO idea what to say to that.

Date: 2006-12-01 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingy.livejournal.com
Aw how sweet!

Date: 2006-12-01 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundy.livejournal.com
I'd have died if I were there. That's as cute as a...really cute thing.

Also, happy birthday, old guy!

Date: 2006-12-01 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
As I've said elsewhere, nothin' left to do but sit here and measure the ever-decreasing distance between my sack and my knees.

Thank you!

oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarbabyj.livejournal.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I see that plying children with treets is as effective as with dogs...they really are the same, aren't they!

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com
I could never get an official answer on whether or not it would be child abuse if I disciplined my child with a spray bottle (squirting water to the face), like we do with the dog.

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] javamaven1.livejournal.com
Oh MAN, I can't tell you how many times that thought has popped into my head these past few months.

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarbabyj.livejournal.com
I worry about what I'm going to do with the child, because when I see todd doing something dangerous or abbhorrent like eating a turd or chewing on a cord, I kind of go into this wild indian war chant like screaming to try and distract him, and i supppose that's not the way to handle a kid playing with matches.

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] javamaven1.livejournal.com
Obviously, when Baby gets old enough to be mobile, you'll have to do the whole childproofing thing. Cabinet locks, gates, plug covers, tv guard, strapping any wobbly tall things like bookcases to the wall, etc. That way, there's less dangerous things for baby to get into.

Then there's distraction. For when Baby wants to start tearing out all the cords behind the computer, you pick her up, pull her away, and give her a fun bleepy-pokey toy that will fascinate her for minutes. Wash, rinse, repeat for the next two years.

I must admit, I have yelled. I really try to keep it to the bad dangerous stuff like trying to turn the stove knobs or climbing the baby gate (yes, he's doing that now, too). And I can't put him in the playpen for safeguarding anymore, because he's figured out he can stack his toys and climb over the edge. FUN!

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-01 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thank you!

On the one hand, my kids have never eaten CD cases.

On the other hand, you can train a dog not to walk on the dining table.

Re: oh cripes, ok fine

Date: 2006-12-02 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Well, I mean, in _theory_.

With Sequel, we can't even make the math work on paper, never mind real life.

Date: 2006-12-01 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scout1222.livejournal.com
I like your response to the person who thinks you look older than you are. Yeah!

I wish there was some baklava in my office today.

Date: 2006-12-01 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blanx73.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday, guy!

Date: 2006-12-01 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thank you! I shall tip my second scotch of the evening in your direction, good sir.

Date: 2006-12-01 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withbutterflies.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!!

Date: 2006-12-01 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2006-12-01 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] javamaven1.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday! It's nice to see you posting more often.

Date: 2006-12-02 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thank you! I've had a hard time finding things to post that don't boil down to "Man my clients are nuts....."

Date: 2006-12-01 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vix1.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Date: 2006-12-02 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thanks, Vix! We got a gift basket via our realtor from the local schmancy Italian grocer and I thought of you.

Date: 2006-12-02 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserkitty.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!

Date: 2006-12-02 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Thank you! Hope you folks are well. I got a boxed set of Catan for my birthday...guess we're going to have to make at least one friend around here. (Or wait for the kids to get a bit older...)

Date: 2006-12-04 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judithprietht.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Date: 2006-12-04 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haardvark.livejournal.com
Hey, thank you!

Sounds like everything's coming up Bronwyn lately, couldn't happen to a finer lady.
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