apparently I am being Tested

During a profoundly messy episode, from which I shall spare you the gory details, Sprout announced to me that, while she likes to pee on the toilet, she much prefers to poop in her pants.

I tried to explain that this rather puts the knock on wearing the beloved Dora underpants, at which point she (pardon the expression) had a bit of a shit-fit, if you will.

Gonna be a long few months.